It was a bit different than the what is your name and where do you live surveys that I usually see.So here is mine...(It is long)

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

Part I: Anger

1. Who did you last get angry with?

Probably one of my kids seeing as they are the only ones I have been around for the last 2 1/2 weeks.

2. What is your weapon of choice?

I guess my hand.I have dished out a few spankings this week. Of course I still sleep with my pistol.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

Damn right.. I have and I would again. Of course only if they deserved it.

4. How about of the same sex?

Yes, again, only if they deserved it.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

Have to say Jason.

6. What is your pet peeve?

hmm, I have a few, but I guess my biggest is when people constantly bring up something from so long ago that it does not really matter anymore.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

Oh I sure do. Just ask someone that has pissed me off.Chances are that I no longer associate with them.

Part II: Sloth

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

hmm, Maybe make the bed. I never make mine.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

Noon, when I had a Migraine.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:

Jen. I always think about calling her when it is too late there.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

I don't really make Lame excuses. I Don't want to will usually suffice.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?

Yes I have. A few of them. After all that is the only way to get a damn price.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

Been so long, I don't even know.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

None, I jumped right up at 6:30 am. And that was after going to bed at 4 am.

Part III: Gluttony

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

I don't have one.I usually drink fresh brewed Ice tea or Water.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

Either. I will eat white, but Jason only eats dark so I have learned to like both.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?

Six Bud Ice, 3 99- banana shots,3 Lemon Drop shots, 1 chocolate covered cherry , 1 Orgasm shot and 1 Kamikaze. And no I did not puke that particular night.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

Nope

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

Sure do. Most people do nowadays. I am working on it though.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

Spicy Foods

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?

Umm... No!

Part IV: Lust

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

Guys- 1 , Girls - More than I can count. (We used to have to shower after Gym class in school)

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

Same as above.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

Yes, hasn't everyone?

4. Have you "done it"?

Sure have.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?

Butt

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

Yes as a matter of fact. When Jason was a truck driver and I was with him.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?

Yes to both.They test for STD's every time you are pregnant ,needed or not. And I have taken so many pregnancy tests that I should have bought stock in them.

Part V: Greed

1. How many credit cards do you own?

None. I will never get another one either.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?

I guess WalMart since that is the only place I shop these days.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

Be greedy.lol.. House, Car,save some and if there was some left I would share.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?

Rich definitely.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

Hell Yeah.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?

Yes, when I was younger and it was cool to get out of a store with something.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

None

Part VI: Pride

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

Got married, had kids.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

I have no idea.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?

Going back to school and getting a good job.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

No

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

Never

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

Yes, I am terrible at Algebra so the kid next to me helped me with my Final Exam.Otherwise I would have failed.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

I cleaned some of my house.

Part VII: Envy

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?

Shelly's body.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?

Jean .. Because her husband never has time to fix up their own house.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

I don't know.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

No

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

Yes, don't we all? I would like a smaller everything, except boobs.

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

Umm, Not sure.

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?

Nah, I would rather answer them than come up with them..

Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?

Gluttony

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THE SEVEN HEAVENLY VIRTUES

Part I: Faith

1. What religion do you follow?

None, never have

2. What religion were you raised as?

None

3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?

Human

4. Do you believe in magic?

No,I don't.

5. What was the last promise you broke?

Telling the kids I would take them somewhere and then not having the money to do it.

6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?

No

7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?

Maybe perfect at a certain thing, but noone is perfect.

Part II: Hope

1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?

Hell No. I did not get anything at all.

2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?

That I live to see my kids grow up.

3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?

No,Not anymore. My luck is too bad and nothing goes my way.

3. Do you believe in magic?

umm, didn't we go through this one already?

4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?

Yes.

5. Do you gamble?

No

6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?

No

7.Do your dreams come true?

Never

Part III: Charity

1. What causes do you support?

Anything animal related.

2. What causes have you given money or time to?

Animal Welfare

3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?

No

4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group?

No.

5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?

No, I don't

6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?

No, but I would if I was able.

7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?

Just being there for them.

Part IV: Fortitude

1. What are you most afraid of?

Spiders

2. What did you do today that was really brave?

Nothing today.

3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?

I don't have one.

4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?

Only if it was for my kids or my husband. Otherwise No. I would not leave my kids motherless to help someone else.

5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?

More brains

6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?

No

7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?

I guess a leader.

Part V: Justice

1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?

No,I haven't.

2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?

Find some way out of it.

3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?

I sure do!! Especially for Asshole(the guy that beat my nephew to death)But he only got 15 years.

4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA?

Huh??

5. What was your favorite media circus trial?

The OJ murder trial.

6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?

No

7. There is no seventh question here...

Oh well.

Part VI: Temperence

1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?

The internet.

2. Do you collect anything?

Not anymore.

3. Are you addicted to anything?

No

4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?

Yes.

5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?

Cash

6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do:

Gained so much weight.

7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?

No.

Part VII: Prudence

1. Who is the wisest person you know?

I don't really know. Everyone is wise is their own way.

2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?

No

3. Do you take advice when it's given?

Depends.I always think it over and then decide if it is worth it.

4. What area are you wisest in?

Common Sense,sniffing out liars.

5. Do you drive defensively?

Yes.

6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage?

Yes, Plenty

7. What did you learn today?

That snakes can strike a Rat in mid air when they are really hungry.

And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?

Temperence